Dear Carlos Mencia,

Please stop. Nobody thinks you're funny.
Love,
Everyone

PS Your real name is Ned.

MJ

This is simultaneously the most hilarious thing and the most terrifying thing ever made.

I hate my Psych lab T.A.

He is a smarmy, little weasel. And he is balding to boot.

Check it

This game is basically the next hottest thing to hit PS3. Essentially, you create a little universe via the user interface, then over the internet, other players enter your space and try to solve the goofy little puzzles you lay out for them. It seems that PlayStation 3 may not be as worthless as everyone is saying it is.

I hate my job.

My job is ridiculous. I work at Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse. I am a cashier there. I would not be cashiering, but it seems to be the only job a college kid can get in this trash town. Essentially I sacrifice my entire weekend (life?) every week for a measly $9.05 an hour. This means that I work 7 hours on Friday nights and 8 hours each Saturday and Sunday, with hour long lunches somewhere in the middle. I guess the only consolation is that while I'm at work, I can't really be out spending money on fun things, so when the bills come up due, I can afford to pay for them.

Satisfaction

Benny Benassi, Satisfaction video (porno version). Yeah, I went there.

Classes i'm taking in the fall

Psy 350 Human Lifespan Development
Psy 330 Brain and Behavior
Phl 436 Philosophy and Religion
Sp 113 1st year 3rd term Spanish
Art 365 Art history 1945-Contemporary

God I'm popular

I just got two Myspace friend requests from identical twins. Word of my absolute coolness must be getting around.
Also, there's like 50 fraternity gentlemen in my house currently because my room mate volunteered our living room for their super secret party thing tonight. Awesome.

Dangerous Creatures?

woo, 2 GB hard drive.

Exercise Science 101

So I just got back from my first official jog as a part of my new life plan. I feel pretty shitty. Clearly I wasn't ready to just jump into a workout plan, but now that I've started, I have to keep it up. I think Chance is going to pledge to get into shape with me, or at least keep me motivated to do it.

Cake's "going the distance" randomly came up as the first song in my iPod when I started running. I'm pretty sure it was some form of cosmic manifestation telling me that I was doing the right thing. Anyway, I'm off to the shower.