Seriously, you guys

That's it. I'm making a lifestyle change. I'm sick of being the only fat kid. Starting now, I pledge to reach my ideal weight of 210 lbs. I'm not sure how many that is to lose, but I think it's about like 50.

What a walrus I've become. This is unacceptable. My plan: a combination of jogging and Bowflex. It's weird to see bigger people jogging. Should be a spectacle for all the neighborhood children to enjoy.

Watch for updates to my sexiness. It will be increasing shortly.

-Alex